We are on a break.

So the other day I'm cleaning the office up and decide to put my new shredder to work. I didn't have a trash can at the time and figured, "Let's just shred it all!" It was really fun and I kept putting more and more paper in and suddenly, the thing jammed like crazy and started making terrible shrieking noises. I turned her (shrieking noises denote a girl shredder) off and tried to pull the more-than-the-suggested-eight-pages out. Nothing. Reverse. And nothing. I finally pulled with all my might and out came the aforementioned rascal of a document. It is out and the shredder is resting. Another exciting night at MLP.